happy thanksgiving everyone. this is one of my favorite days of the year (and not just because i don't have to work). we get to eat lots of food, spend time with family, and watch the cowboys lose. it's a fabulous holiday. there's only one thing wrong with it.
that's right, turkey.
i know, i know. turkey is delicious. whatever.
but did you know that turkeys are responsible for approximately 7 deaths a year? that their beaks can pierce the flesh of an armadillo? that they have sniper-like skills when it comes to honing in on an opponent?
ok, these "facts" may not be 100% accurate, but they are a vicious bird. trust me. i had a bad experience.
so this thanksgiving, let's give credit where credit is due (and not to the damn Pilgrims either, but there will be a rant about that next thanksgiving) and ignore the ferocious fowl. they have no place in a day of joy and love.
hope you all have a wonderful holiday! eat some pie for me. :)
--ashalee
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